Ann on megaphone: "Excuse me! (Whistle) Listen over here; we have an announcement!"
[Crowd looks up. Jaime and Ann are standing on an upside down apple crate. A few people shuffle around to get a better view. Huckleberry resumes greeting people--apparently he has no idea he is NOT the center of attention at this time. Besides, he already knows what the announcement is going to be.]
Ann: "Well! Here it is! Our official announcement!..."
[But wait, the rest of the sentence won't mean much if you (our family and friends) don't know the intensity of the emotions of the last few moments before the package arrived for Jaime.] This Saturday morning, it was POURING rain. Fortunately, we didn't have a hurricane, so the water that was reserved for the hurricane decided to come straight down in a dump instead. The rain gutter was no use. Water was cascading off the roof and onto the porch, making the front lawn barely visible. The skies were menacingly dark, making time feel like 4 in the morning, not 10:30ish. We were each doing independent things, getting ready for the day when all of a sudden, there it was. It was unmistakable. The doorbell rang! Huckleberry's voice boomed into the dark, reverberating across the walls to fill the room and greet the stranger standing on the opposide side of the door. Star's feminine barks punctuated his. Coming from different directions, Jaime, Jaime's dad, and I all arrived at the front door. After a lengthy, albeit busy wait, a man dressed in a yellow shirt was standing there in front of the waterfall coming off the roof, head and shirt drenched from his mad dash through the sheet of water. In his hand was a file-sized cardboard envelope with "DHL" printed across it. After thanking the man for being brave enough to deliver the package in this ghastly weather, all five of us (JAB, Jaime, Huckleberry, Star, and me) stood around the kitchen table, staring at this envelope. Was the wait finally to be over?
"...Drumroll please! Thank you! Thank you! YES, the wait is officially over! We HAVE a plan! AND it's a GOOD one! We are SO stoked!"
[Audience member: "Well! Get on with it! Where are you going!??"]
Ann with megaphone: "Ok. Ok. Here it is--Dr. Jaime Wilson has officially accepted the job offer of Research Scientist at Madigan Army Medical Center in Tacoma, Washington [audience clamors]." "Hush, there's more. This is a post-doctoral fellowship position. Alright! Give him a hand for such diligent work hunting and putting himself out there! Three cheers to the future!" [Clapping echoing off the mount...oh wait...there's no mountains. Never mind--Clapping sounds carrying on the wind out to the farthest corners of Destin...]
We have our one-way plane tickets to Seattle October 2nd. From the Atlantic to the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific. Can't get any farther apart than that without going from Key West to Alaska. The fellowship contract is for one year. Jaime and I are hoping that we will be there for at least a few years to make it worth unpacking our stuff and hanging up a family picture. I really want to decorate a house and make it mine. I want to work somewhere long enough to get some vacation days and really start to build confidence in my nursing skills.
At least now we'll have some mountains and wilderness nearby for anyone who would like to come visit and go hiking with us!